"He's running," I say, unsure why this news is causing her so much stress. He's the one out pounding the streets at dawn.
She glances at her phone and her face looks even more distressed. "It's 6:25, so you know, he'll be running by the bus stop!"
"No, he won't," I say, unconvincingly.
She bites her lip and heads out the door.
Not five minutes later, my husband bursts through the front door in his Lance Armstrong shorts. "I went by the bus stop," he says.
"Oh, no..." I say.
He casually grabs some water. "There were two boys there, so I said, 'Good morning, Everyone.'" (Just trying to be polite, I'm sure). "And to you, too, Holly."
At first, I think he might be just kidding, but then he says, "The boys answered, but Holly said nothing."
Oh, I'm sure she'll be more chatty next time....if there is a next time. Holly's probably on her ever-present cell phone right now, making arrangements with one of Tony Soprano's friends for a mysterious hamstring injury...
Favorite first grade quote of the week: We were making handprints above our poems for Mother's Day. One of the kids pauses and looks very intently at his. He points at the middle of his hand and says, "I recognize that--that's my romance line."