My favorite quotes from today:
"Will you read us another book?"
"I used to be a black belt, but it got lost."
"I like your toenails."
"I loved everything today, especially recess and lunch and P.E.."
"There is no video arcade at Niagara Falls."
"Can I call my mom?"
"I like it here."
"My cousin goes here. Can I go find her?"
"You have lots of pencils here."
So...I'm off to change my toenail polish, sharpen my pencils, and try to come up with some lessons that are more interesting than recess and lunch and P.E....so I can go back and do it all again tomorrow.